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A short guide to comparative religions:

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T. V. evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: NO shit!
Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.

A short guide to comparative religions:
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. evangelism: Send more shit.
Atheism: NO shit!
Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens.
Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.
Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.

A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism: Shit Happens.Buddhism: If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam: If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Hinduism: This shit happened before.Catholicism: Shit happens cuz you are bad.Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.T.V. evangelism: Send more shit.Atheism: NO shit! Jehovah's witness: Knock Knock Shit happens.Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.Existentialism: What is shit anyway? Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me.Rastafarianinsm: Let's smoke this shit.