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A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic.

"Everything ok with your car now?"
"Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies.

"Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?"

"Yeah, but he didn't. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"

A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from the mechanic.
“Everything ok with your car now? ”
“Yes, thank goodness, ” the blonde replies.
“Weren’t you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off? ”
“Yeah, but he didn’t. I was SO RELIEVED when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid! ”

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While there he's quite sexually
promiscuous and takes no precautions. A week after arriving back home in the
States, he awakes one morning to find his privates covered with bright green
and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor. The
doctor has never seen anything like it and orders tests. He tells the man to
return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later
and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted what's
known as Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of in the States.
We know very little about it." The man looks a little relieved and says,
"Well, okay, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor
answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate
your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!". The more...