Referee Jokes

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9, 8...."

And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

What do you call 10, 000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

How can you tell when your lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
What? s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A boxing referee doesn? t get paid more for a longer fight.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder and one to sue the ladder company.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with The Godfather?
An offer you cannot understand.
Why are lawyers never attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy.
How many commercial lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?
Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case "Look", said one, "let's be honest with each other".
"OK, you first", replied the other.
That was the end of the discussion.
What's the difference between God and a more...

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: You don’t know how? Good!

Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetary.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid extra for a longer fight.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a computer nerd?
A: Sooner or later everyone needs a lawyer.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.

Q: What’s the difference between more...

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!