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    This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website by an
    employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does
    not (have a sense of humor) and made the web department take it down
    immediately.
    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to
    protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty
    registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the
    information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and
    desires.
    [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified
    First Name: _______________ Initial: __ Last Name: _______________
    Code Name: __________ Password: ________ (max 8 char)
    Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ____ ____ ____
    Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    [_] F-14 Tomcat
    [_] F-15 Eagle
    [_] F-16 Falcon
    [_] F-117A Stealth
    [_] Classified
    Date more...

    McDonnell Douglas
    Aircraft/Space Systems/Missiles
    PRODUCT REGISTRATION CARD
    Dear Sir,
    Important! Important!
    Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase.
    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.
    In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments
    to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the
    survey questions is not required, but the information will help us
    to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

    1. [ ]Mr.[ ]Mrs.[ ]Ms.[ ]Miss[ ]Lt.[ ]Gen.[ ]Comrade[ ]Classified
    First Name _______________ Initial ___ Last Name ____________
    Latitude ____________ Longitude ____________ Altitude _______
    Password, Code Names, Aliases, etc. ___________________________
    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    [ ] F-14 Tomcat [ ] F-15 Eagle
    [ ] F-16 Falcon [ ] F-19A Stealth
    [ ] Classified
    3. Date of purchase: more...

    Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society.
    "So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you're released?"
    The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good field, good money there. But on the other hand, I thought I might write a book about my experience here in the hospital, what it's like to be a patient here. People might be interested in reading a book like that. In addition, I thought I might go back to college and study art history, which I've grown interested in lately."
    Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like intriguing possibilities."
    The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare time, I can go on being a more...

    Answering all survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
    1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade
    [_] Classified [_] Other
    First Name:. ....................................................
    Initial:. .......
    Last Name:. .....................................................
    Password:. ............................. (max 8 char)
    Code Name:. .....................................................
    Latitude-Longitude-Altitude:. ........... ........... .........
    2. Which model of aircraft did you purchase?
    [_] F-14 Tomcat
    [_] F-15 Eagle
    [_] F-16 Falcon
    [_] F-117A Stealth
    [_] Classified
    3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... /. ...... /......
    4. Serial Number:. ...............................................
    5. Please check where this product was purchased:
    [_] Received as gift / aid more...

    McDonnell Douglas
    AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
    Important! Important!
    Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase
    Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
    order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
    fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey
    questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop
    new products that best meet your needs and desires.
    1. Name
    Mr.
    Mrs.
    Ms.
    Miss
    Lt.
    Gen.
    Comrade
    Classified
    Other
    First Name
    Initial
    Last Name
    Latitude
    Longitude
    Altitude
    Password, Code Name, Etc.
    2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
    F-14 Tomcat
    F-15 Eagle
    F-16 Falcon
    F-19A Stealth
    Classified
    3. Date of purchase
    Month Day Year
    4. Serial Number
    5. Please check where this product was purchased:
    Received as Gift/Aid Package
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