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    Chocolate Chip Cookies:

    Ingredients:

    1. 532. 35 cm3 gluten
    2. 4. 9 cm3 NaHCO3
    3. 4. 9 cm3 refined halite
    4. 236. 6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    5. 177. 45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6. 177. 45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7. 4. 9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
    9. 473. 2 cm3 theobroma cacao
    10. 236. 6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

    To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient more...

    Chocolate Chip Cookies:
    Ingredients:
    1. 532. 35 cm3 gluten
    2. 4. 9 cm3 NaHCO3
    3. 4. 9 cm3 refined halite
    4. 236. 6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    5. 177. 45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6. 177. 45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7. 4. 9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8. Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
    9. 473. 2 cm3 theobroma cacao
    10. 236. 6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)
    To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten more...

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