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Teacher: Ram What Is Your Father Doing? Ram: He Is Running A Small Scale Industry Maam. Teacher: What Type Of Industry? Ram: A Industry That Manufactures Small Scales Teacher:?

Ram: Papa Papa Our Teacher Is Half Mad Papa: Why Do U Say Like That Ram: Our Teacher Says That Ram Is A Form Of God Whom We Must Pray And Praise. But In Front Of The Whole Class She Makes Me Stand Outside And Insults Me.

Two Deaf Men, Ram & Shyam Met Each Other On The Road.
Ram: Shyam Are You Going To The Market?
Shyam: No, Just Going To The Market.
Ram: Oh! I Thought You Are Going To The Market.

The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)? Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found Winerr 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize Winerr 00F - Reserved for Future more...

The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes Assigned

Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything Winerr 001 - Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly Winerr 002 - Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet) Winerr 003 - RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)? Winerr 004 - Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error Winerr 005 - Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename Winerr 006 - Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash Winerr 007 - Alphanumeric Sequence "OS2" Prohibited Winerr 008 - This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy Winerr 009 - Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors Winerr 00A - Non-Microsoft Application Encountered Winerr 00B - Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement Winerr 00C - Windows Loaded Correctly This Time Winerr 00D - User Error; Lemming Not Found Winerr 00E - Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize Winerr 00F - Reserved more...

Santa paid a big sum to acquire a talking parrot. If it raised its left leg it greeted visitors with,' Ram, Ram.' If its right leg was lifted, it said,' Sat Sri Akal.'
When Santa's friend Banta came to see him, he showed him what his parrot could do. Banta was most impressed.' Let's see what it says if we lift both its legs,' suggested Banta. As they tried to do so the parrot squeaked,' Giraae ga, haraamzaadey!' (Want to knock me down, you bastards!)

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie. ..Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram