Rainy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who'sthat you're drawing, son?" The son answered, "God." "Don't be silly," reproved the mother. "Nobody knows what Godlooks like." Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly,"They will when I'm finished!"

One rainy day at work, one of my colleagues, Thomas, came across from the other side of the building to ours. Just to start a conversation, another colleague, Peggy, asked, "Is it raining heavily outside?" Without any expression, Thomas said, "Sorry, I did not carry a weighing machine."