Raining Jokes

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    Your momma is so fat...

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    Your momma is so fat when it's raining and she wears a yellow "
    raining cloth"
    people say: Taxi!!!

    A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
    "Oh My God - Hurry! Grab your clothes," she yelled to her lover. "And jump out the window. My husband's home early!"
    I can't jump out the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the sheets. "It's raining out there!"
    "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
    "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun! The rain is the least of your problems!"
    So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
    As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon.
    He started running along beside the others about 300 of them.
    Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to more...

    A russian couple are walking in russia and the man says i have just felt a spot of rain on my nose and the lady says it isnt rain its snow they start a arguement about if it was raining or snowing a russian guard comes and the man says comrade rudolph is it raining or snowing comrade rudolph says it is raining the lady continues to argue and the man says rudolph the red knows rain dear.

    A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife."No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?" "It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

    A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
    "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
    "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said.
    Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a Communist Party official walking toward them.
    "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
    As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
    "It's raining, of course," he replied, and walked on.
    But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" to which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear."

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