Punjaban Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why do Punjabans have such Big Beautiful Bhangra Buttocks?
A1: The Creator had to compensate for giving Punjabi Men such small Penises!!!
A2: Punjabi Men have skilled mouths!
Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?
Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?
Q: How do you convince 4 Punjabi Women to sit on the same chair?
A: Turn the chair upside down!
Three young women, a Tamilian, a Maharashtrian and a Punjaban, who all happened to die on the same day, arrived in the office of Dharamraj, the keeper of life's records. He first questioned the Tamilian about her lifestyle.' I have been very good: a virgin till I married, utterly faithful and dutiful to my husband. I looked after my mother-in-law and prayed to Tirupati everyday.'
'That's very good. I will recommend you for first class accommodation in paradise,' said Dharamraj.
The Maharashtrian came next.' I was a full-blooded Maratha so I could not be quite as chaste in thought and deed as my Tamilian sister. But I didn't hurt anyone and I kept my husband happy. 1
'For you, second class accommodation in paradise,' replied Dharamraj.
'And what about you?', he asked the lady from the land of the five rivers.
'I was a very bad woman,' she replied.' I did everything I shouldn't have done: I never said my prayers, I quarrelled with my saas (mother-in-law), and more...
Mr and Mrs Punjabi are sitting in a bath tub.
Punjaban: Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?
Q: When do fresher Punjaban Tawaifs (prostitutes) become angry?
A: When they discover the other girls get paid!