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    THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to remove undesirable elements from the human gene pool.
    Runners-up: [AP, Mammoth Lakes] A San Anselmo man died yesterday when he hit a lift tower at the Mammoth Mountain ski area while riding down the slope on a foam pad, authorities said.
    Matthew David Hubal, 22, was pronounced dead at Centinela Mammoth Hospital. The accident occurred about 3 a.m., the Mono County Sheriff's Department said.
    Hubal and his friends apparently had hiked up a ski run called Stump Alley and undid some yellow foam protectors from the lift towers, said Lieutenant Mike Donnelly of the Mammoth Lakes Police Department. The pads are used to protect skiers who might hit the towers. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. It has since been investigated that the tower he hit was the one with its pad more...

    Extracted from US news papers:
    A 24-YEAR-old man being chased by a police officer from a Beverly Hills, Calif., house that he was
    suspected of burglarizing ran into a tree branch and knocked himself unconscious. In September, in
    Akron, Ohio, police said that Christopher S. Dobbins, 28, in the process of robbing Leonardo's Pizza,
    slipped on a streak of grease on the floor, which was the result of a dropped pizza earlier in the
    evening, and knocked himself out.
    IN ST. LOUIS IN OCTOBER, according to police, Robert Puelo, 32, stole a hot dog from a 7-Eleven and
    left the store, cramming it into his mouth as he ran. Minutes later, Puelo choked to death on a
    6-inch piece of the hot dog that lodged in his throat.
    In Council Bluffs, Iowa, seven relatives ranging in age from 10 to 71 piled into the family car
    intending to commit suicide over more...

    Once again it is time to start thinking about casting your vote for the 1998
    Darwin Award winner! As you may already know, the Darwin Awards
    are for those nominees who contribute to the gene pool by dying in
    spectacularly stupid ways before they breed (thankfully). The 1998 nominees

    NOMINEE No. 1 [San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using
    a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield,
    shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.
    NOMINEE No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of
    Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police
    described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a
    highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source
    of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and
    the other man found Burns "wrapped in more...

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