Pronounce Jokes

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    you have a 'barrel man' in your house, you may be filipino...(you know.. the wooden man... when you lift up the barrel----schwing!!!) you wash your clothes by hand, you might be Filipino. you use walis tambo and walis ting-ting, you just might be Filipino. you nail all photographs on your walls in the living room, you're a Filipino. you have a very good sense of maniana habit, you might be Filipino. you smoke in your house you put up your knee while eating you eat kanin and ulam using your hand you are pakialamero you say Sugarol, babaero at tumador you are chismosa you say Comfort Room instead of Restroom. you say For Take Out instead of to go. you point w/ your lips, then you might be a Filipino. you say open or close the lights, then you might be a Filipino. you nod upwards to greet someone, you might be a Filipino. your nickname is 'boy', you might be a Filipino. you ask for a Colgate instead of toothpaste, you might be a Filipino. you say 'Canteen' instead of cafeteria, then you more...

    A man and his wife

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    A man and his wife were driving through the beautiful Welsh countryside one day
    when they came across a roadsign which read
    ''Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'' (The longest town-
    name in the world). The husband says the name and his wife laughs. ''That's not
    how you pronounce it'', she says and proceeds to say it herself. Her husband
    nearly crashes the car laughing and they start debating how to pronounce the
    name.
    Well the debate soon becomes an argument and coming up to lunchtime they pull
    into a restaurant in the town whose name is the subject of the argument. As
    they're settling their bill, the wife says to the cashier, ''Excuse me, but
    would you mind settling an argument between my huband and me? Could you
    possibly pronounce the name of where we are, only please do it very very
    slowly''.
    The cashier leans forward and more...

    Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the "blonde" employee: "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are at... VERY SLOWLY?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said... "Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing"

    A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
    Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
    "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
    The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."

    A man and his wife were driving their RV across country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME.
    They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, the pulled into a place to get something to eat.
    At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
    The waitress looked at him and said: "buuurrrgerrr kiiiinnnng."

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