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“Toyota Prius. Making the world a better place.Even if you’re not in it.”

I drive a Prius.I got into an argument with the driver of a Hummer. He said my car looks like a shoe. I told him it give me 50 miles per gallon. He told me'I can take my car off roading on a mountain.' I told him' I could take my car to protests in San Francisco.'.

Seems he got the hint and ran away crushing Mazda Miata's in the parking lot.