Printers Jokes

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    Finally, the game of golf is beginning to make sense:
    These rules of golf are for good players whose scores would reflect their true ability, if only they got an even break once in awhile. They were adapted from those proposed by the Union Printers Golf Club in Baltimore and have some appealing provisions:
    A ball sliced or hooked into the rough shall be lifted and placed on the fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried or rolled in the rough. Such veering right or left frequently results from friction between the face of the club and the cover of the ball, and the player should not be penalized for the erratic behavior of the ball resulting from such uncontrollable mechanical phenomena.
    A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed not to have hit the tree. Hitting a tree is simply bad luck and has no place in a scientific game. The player should estimate the distance the ball would have traveled if it had not hit the tree and play the ball from there, preferably from more...

    PAINTERS do it with longer strokes.

    PARAMEDICS can revive anything.

    PHOTOGRAPHERS do it with a flash.

    PHYSICISTS do it with uniform harmonic motion

    PILOTS keep it up longer.

    PLUMBERS do it under the sink.

    POLICEMEN like big busts.

    POLITICIANS do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.

    POSTMEN come slower.

    PRINTERS do it without wrinkling the sheets.

    PRINTERS reproduce the fastest.

    PROCTOLOGISTS do it in the end.

    PROFESSORS do it by the book.

    RACERS like to come in first.

    RACQUETBALL PLAYERS do it off the wall.

    RADIO and TV ANNOUNCERS broadcast it.

    REAL ESTATE PEOPLE know all the prime spots.

    RECYCLERS use it again.

    REPAIRMEN can fix anything.

    REPORTERS do it daily.

    RESEARCHERS are still looking for it.

    RETAILERS move their merchandise.

    ROOFERS more...

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