Prettiest Jokes

There was a magical mirror tht showed the prettiest and ugliest people in the world. The mirror said that, May Honzirop was the prettiest and the ugliest was Shakira Hobo. May was going to go in front of millions of people to get a Guinness world record.
The mirror said, the day before May went on stage, "I think you'll brag about all your "success" and just become unpopular again.
May replied, "SHUT UP YOU STUPID MIRROR! I WILL THROW YOU AWAY AFTER I'M DONE!"
It was the next day. She was on stage with Shakira Hobo. She announced, now the mirror will choose the prettiest and the ugliest people."
The mirror was still upset, but still decided to answer anyway.
The mirror announced to about 25 million people, "The prettiest perso is Shakira Hobo, and the ugliest is May Honzirop, and that the truth!"
Everyone laughed at May. The mirror said, Payback!"
A minute later, May was piled in tomatoes.

There is a mirror in a women's restroom in a restauraunt. If you say something truthful while looking into the mirror, you will receive 1 wish. If you say some that's not truthful the mirror will suck you in.
First this fine looking brunette walks in. She takes a look at herself in the mirror and says, "I think I'm the prettiest women in the world." And just like that she's sucked in.
Next this amazingly beautiful redhead women saunters in, looks in the mirror, and says, "I think I'm the prettiest women in the world." Of course, the mirror sucks her in.
Next this fine looking, pencil thin black-haired women walks in, looks at herself in the mirror, and says, "I think I'm the prettiest women in the world." She's sucked into the mirror with the rest of them.
Then the cutest little blonde you've ever seen walks in, looks at herself in the mirror, and says, "I think..." And she's sucked in herself.

There’s a blonde, brunette, and a redhead all in the seventh grade. Which ones the prettiest? The blonde because she’s 18.!

once nathashas mother was invited to a party and she wanted to wear the prettiest dress in town. And the prettiest dress was yellow nathashas mom came home and showed her the dress and the jewelery and hair clips. nathasha noticed that evevrything was yellow and she told her mom "mom everything is yellow and the party is after a week right?"
"ya"said her mom
"well then dont brush your teeth for a week"
"why"asked her mom
"look! everything is yellow and they match and if u dont brush ur teeth will turn yellow and it will match"she replied. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

A blonde, redhead, brunette found a magic mirror in a room. if a lie was told to it, it would suck you up, and if the truth was told to it, it would grant one wish. the brunette said, "i think i am the prettiest woman in the world," and she was sucked up. The redhead said, " i think i am the prettiest woman in the world," and she was sucked up, too. Finally, the blonde approached it. "I think-" and she was sucked up.