Precocious Jokes

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"

The precocious six year old, who had just completed his first day in the second grade at a progressive school, suddenly asked his parents, "What is sex?"
After an embarrassed pause, they finally managed to stammer out an explanation of the birds and the bees.
Puzzled, the tot pulled a school questionnaire from his pocket and asked, "How am I going to put all that information in this little space marked' sex'?"

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?"The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"