Prank Jokes

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    (To be left on an answering machine, or as a general prank call)
    "You know, the strangest thing happened to me today... I asked the devil for a condom, and he gave me three. I asked the devil for a dollar, and he gave me ten. Then I asked the devil for a ho and he gave me this number."

    These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend. Their friend was getting married soon, and his good buddies just felt compelled to play some prank, as all good buddies would.
    After sitting around brainstorming for a while, the Electrician had a thought, "I know! I know! I can wire the bed so that when our friend and his new bride sit on it and touch one another, they'll get a good shock."
    The Carpenter perked up and added, "and I can rig the bed so that when they get shocked and jump apart, the bed will collapse."
    The Dentist just sat in silence, because he couldn't think of a thing to do.
    After the fortunate couple's wedding and honeymoon, the groom called his friends together for a chat. He said to them, "Well, when we sat on the bed and got a shock, it wasn't that bad. And then when we jumped apart and the bed fell in, we had a good laugh. But who's more...

    This form is designed for excuse you'll need for the trouble you've caused.. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it.
    Dear:
    a) Mom
    b) Dad
    c) Love of my life
    d) Teacher
    e) Local Police Chief
    Words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
    a) Car
    b) House
    c) Pet
    d) Hair
    e) Left arm
    was severely damaged by my
    a) infantile
    b) puerile
    c) inept
    d) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
    e) woefully under appreciated
    prank.
    How could I have known that the
    a) car
    b) jet ski
    c) large helium balloon
    d) rodent driven sledge
    e) Zamboni
    I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
    a) house
    b) wife
    c) Cub Scout troop
    d) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with lightbulb in the torch
    e) priceless collection of more...

    Prank 1... An old classic.
    Put cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat.
    Prank 2...
    Add a slight layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your target won't know what it is.
    Prank 3...
    Wait until you're certain the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours.
    Get 2 - 3 packets of powdered jello and mix it into the toilet water until dissolved.
    Let it set. (The more jello you use the harder it will set)

    The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that you may have encountered. Whenever there's a multiple choice, pick the one that works best for your situation and use it. You'll be surprised how effective this form can be!========================================================Deara) Momb) Dadc) love of my lifed) Assistant Principale) Local Police Chief, f) Near & dear friendWords cannot begin to express how sorry I am that youra) Carb) Housec) Petd) Espresso makere) Left armf) Snow Mobilewas severely damaged by mya) infantileb) puerilec) ineptd) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistice) woefully under appreciated prank. How could I have known that thea) carb) jet skic) large helium balloond) rodent driven sledgee) Zambonif) Ski DooI was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of youra) houseb) wifec) Mistressd) Cub Scout troope) 1/16th sized replica of the Statue of Liberty, more...

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