Possum Jokes / Recent Jokes
The zoology teacher asked a small boy to make a sentence using the word "possum."
He answered, "Maw got horny and gave possum."
How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Why did the Possum cross the road?... Because he was stappled to the chicked!!!