Podiatrist Jokes

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist."No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style.""Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop.""I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

A very drunk man looking for a whorehouse staggers into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves his way over to the receptionist.
Without bothering to look up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says, "Just stick it through the curtain."
Hoping something kinky was about to happen, the drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtain.
"That's not a foot!" the receptionist screams.
"Holy shit, lady," the drunk replies, "I didn't know you had a minimum."

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt. He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged." Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist." No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style." "Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop." "I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged."Have you always been that way?" asked the podiatrist."No," she said, not until recently. "I've been fucking a lot doggie style.""Well," said the podiatrist, "you are going to have to stop.""I can't," she replied, "that's the only way my German Shepherd fucks."

An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now." An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!" A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!" Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now." An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed." Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department." On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer more...