Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes / Recent Jokes
Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Patriots fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the New England Patriots!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Patriots fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Patriots and Falcons fans, the Steelers fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and without hesitation, pushed the Philadelphia Eagles fan off the mountain.
The mother of Dallas Cowboys draft pick Dez Bryant wants an apology for the question asked by Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland if his mother was a prostitute?" As part of an effort to rehabilitate his image with the NFL, Ben Roethlisberger has offered to take her out for dinner and drinks.
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Rothlisberger is under investigation for sexual assault....again. How many times do team officials have to tell him that's it's only OK to push it into the End Zone only when you're on the field?
NFL Comissioner Roger Goodell has told Ben Roethlisberger that he'll be out of the action for the first 6 weeks of the NFL season. Ben was relieved, though, "I'm pretty sure Commish was talking about me playing football."
Tickets to a Steelers/Browns game: $80.00
Authentic Steelers Jersey: $95.00
Hot Dog and Drink: $11.50
Temporary Tattoo: $8.50
Teaching your son to hate the Browns by age 5: Priceless!
Big Ben Roethlisberger suffered another concussion
evidenced by pouty lips and disoriented ball cap.
In football terms, a mild concussion is known as "getting your bell rung." In Big Ben's case it's called "getting your clock cleaned."
The Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was in a potentially career-ending motorcycle accident yesterday. In perhaps an overzealous reaction, the San Franciso 49ers purchased motorcycles for every single member of their team.