Pick-up Jokes / Recent Jokes

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

When God made you, he was showing off

If you were a bugger I'd pick you first