Pick-pocket Jokes

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    Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
    A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
    Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?
    A. Money
    Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    A. After five years your job will still suck.
    Q. What's the difference between you and your paycheck?
    A. Your wife will blow your check.
    Q. What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
    A. A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his own.
    Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
    A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
    Q. What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
    A. They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.
    Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.
    Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist beach?
    A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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