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A lady walks into the drug store and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic.
The Pharmacist asks, "Ma'am, what do you want to do with arsenic?" The lady says, "Kill my husband."
"I can't sell it to you for that reason" says he Pharmacist. The lady reaches into her purse, pulls out a photo and hands it to the Pharmacist.
The photo is of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the lady is the Pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to do modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
GUESS THE CAPTION !!
Laloo, third from left

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears on the front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption!!
Laloo, third from left!

An April 7th newspaper had an AP photo taken in Washington DC. The photo was of a Ringling Brothers circus elephant with Newt on one side and Bob Dole on the other side. How appropriate - a circus elephant with a CLOWN on either side.

Andrea was telling me about her brother, when he was a soldier serving overseas, how when he was far from home and was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying:
"Regret cannot remember which one is you -please keep your photo and return the others."

Excerpt from an article by Mike Nichols of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram
concerning the photo of a very pregnant Demi Moore on the cover of
Vanity Fair:
The photo... tweaks our cultural ambivalence about nudity.
Take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and
firing an Uzi, and terrified citizens will phone the police and report:
"There's a naked person outside!"

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.
You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature more...