Phony Jokes

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    Here's a list of phony names often given to substitute teachers:
    (source: "Book of Lists 2")
    Anne Chovy
    Art E. Choke
    Bud Wiser
    Frank Furter
    Chuck Waggon
    Jim Shoo
    Sandy Beach
    Polly Gon
    Ben Gay
    Liz Onya
    Ben Dover
    Eileen Dover
    Barb DeWyre

    A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small hick Texas town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.
    He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. "Can you change this for me, please?" he said.
    The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man, "Ah reckon so, Mister. Ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"

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