Perjury Jokes

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    "Did you murder the victim?" asked the Prosecutor.
    "No, I did not!" answered the defendant.
    "Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?" the Prosecutor asked.
    "I certainly do... and they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder!" the defendant answered.

    "Scooter Libby, who got indicted, has set up a legal defense fund to help pay his legal bills. It's pretty good, for a $1,000 donation you get a hand-written thank you note and the name of a CIA agent." --Jay Leno

    "Libby was indicted on two counts of obstruction of justice, three counts of perjury, and one count of not being as smart as Karl Rove." --Jon Stewart

    "What did Scooter Libby say when he bumped into President Bush at the White House?. .. Pardon me." --Jay Leno

    "Outside the courthouse, Libby's lawyer said all he wants to do is clear his client's good name. I don't know, Scooter? Is that a good name?" --Jay Leno

    "Vice President Dick Cheney's former assistant, Scooter Libby, pleaded not guilty to the Yeah, the weird thing is since his name is Scooter, he's being tried in juvenile court." --Conan O'Brien

    "Dick Cheney's right-hand man Scooter Libby has been indicted. By more...

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