Penny Jokes / Recent Jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about;
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on more...
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Penny!
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Penny!
Penny who?
Pennysylvania Station!
There was a blonde that had just finished a swim she had three towels on ne over her uper bdy one over her stomch and one over her bottom as she opened herlcker her lucky penny fell out she looked over and a middleaged goirl had picked it up she replied can i please have my penny back the girl replied yes but first take ff ur first towelso she did the girl said what are thoose she replid those are my bells she covered herself back up and said now can i have my penny back? the girl said yes but second take th middletowel off so she did what is that the girl asked? that is my button! the girl put her towel back on and said now can i have my lucky penny the girl replied take off ur third towel she did so what is thet the girl replied that is my slot now can i have my lucky penny she she said ok but if i put the penny in the slot and push the butto will the bells ring??