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    The NFL's New England Patriots had a video camera confiscated during their 38-14 win against the Jets on Sunday- after a coach on their sidelines was suspected of stealing Jets play calls. The Patriots admit taping the game, but only to win America's Funniest Home Videos.

    NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots coach Bill Parcells form
    switching to the New York Jets without the permission of the Patriots.
    "The Jets can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get intercepted."

    POST GAME DISCUSSION
    Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such assholes!"
    A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!"
    One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan."
    "No," the man said, "I'm an asshole!"

    Post game discussion
    Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, “You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes! ”
    A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, “I find that statement offensive! ”
    One of the Rams fans replied, “Oh, you must be a Patriots fan. ”
    “No, ” the man said, “I’m an a**hole! ”

    Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
    Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Patriots fan proclaimed to the other three... "This is for the New England Patriots!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
    Not to be outdone by a Patriots fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said... "This is for the Atlanta Falcons!" and then threw himself off the mountain, again as a form of sacrifice.
    Refusing to be outdone by the Patriots and Falcons fans, the Steelers fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, "This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers!" and without hesitation, pushed the Philadelphia Eagles fan off the mountain.

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