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    A REALLY Bad Day
    So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the more...

    The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:
    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.
    The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband lying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.
    Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
    Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the more...

    A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house
    in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the
    motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged
    through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the
    house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her
    husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him
    and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an
    ambulance. Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the
    several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her
    husband.
    After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the
    wife up righted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had
    spilled on the floor, the wife obtained some papers towels, blotted up the
    gasoline, more...

    A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper:A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house.The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband laying on the floor, cut and bleeding, the motorcycle laying next to him and the patio door shattered. The wife ran to the phone and summoned an ambulance.Because they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of long steps to the street to direct the paramedics to her husband. After the ambulance arrived and transported the husband to the hospital, the wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas had spilled on the floor, the wife more...

    THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY... check it out these actual cases.
    Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.
    A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
    It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.
    You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next, he more...

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