Pathetic Jokes

Whats more pathetic?
A) A Redhead and a brunette trying to build a house under water
or
B) A blonde trying to set that house on fire

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.