Passerby Jokes

The abbot of a nearby abbey was out in the nearby city running errands
downtown when he saw a woman of questionable character say to a passerby,
"Twenty bucks for a blowjob," at which point the passerby and the woman promptly
went down the next alley, where they went out of view.
The abbot was perplexed, for the very same thing occurred at another
streetcorner in the city. He was walking down a sidewalk, when another woman,
much the same as the first, stated to another passerby, "Twenty bucks for a
blowjob," at which point the two rapidly went into a nearby alley, where
the abbot couldn't see what was going on. Still not knowing what a "blowjob"
was, the abbot left the city as naive as he was upon entering it.
Back up the hill, the abbot was still contemplating what a blowjob was, so
he went to see the mother superior at the adjacent convent. "Mother
superior," he asked, "what's a more...

A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn't understand what they were doing.
Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again.
One of the city workers explained, "The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today."

Once A Sardarji Went To The City Of Mumbai For The First Time To Meet His Father. His Father Had Asked Him To Keep Walking In The Direction Of The Sunrise Until He Eventually Reached Hishouse. Since, The Sardarji Was New To The City He Decided To Ask A Passerby The Direction In Which The Sun Rose In Mumbai - East, West, North Or South? The Passerby Who Was Also A Sardarji Thought For Some Time And Then Said, "Main Bhi Is Sheher Mein Naya Aaya Hoon!"

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"

Once Santa Was Sitting On A Tree Branch. A Passerby Saw What He Was Doing And Said "Hey You! You're Gonna Fall Down!"
"Oh Yeah?" Said The Santa And Fell Down.
Then He Looked After The Passerby And Mumbled "That Man Was Surely A Magician."