Parsley Jokes

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q. What is the difference between parsley and pubic hair?
A. There is no difference, you just push it aside and keep on eating!

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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A single fact can spoil a good argument.