Papa Jokes / Recent Jokes
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked more...
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles... Are you ready for this? :)... The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is mole-asses!"
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."
The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."
The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles...
Are you ready for this? :)
The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage."The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes."The baby mole tried to reach his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles... Are you ready for this? :)... The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses!"
Papa John's this week rolled out its text message ordering option at its U.S. restaurants.
The following is the first text ever sent to the fast food giant…
“Papa Johns- Plz deliver me cheesy bread and diarrhea ASAFP. Thnx:} "
santa:-mere papa baht jaldi chai bana lete hai. banta:-mere papa to muh main chai, cheeni, dud dalkar gas par bath jate hai.