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    Befits of Obesity

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    Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by thin people, has uncovered justification for their own masochistic obsessive-compulsive, fun-killing anal retentative lifestyles.One of the great problems with research, of course, is that the researchers tend to find what they're looking for. And when they find it, they stop looking for other things. It's important, therefore, not to believe research by pressure groups that start with preconceived ideas.Examples of findings not to believe: research on the benefits of exercise by phys. Ed. Department, on the hazards of cholesterol by an anorexic and on the joy of obesity by an overweight G. P. The whole obesity phobia was started by some statistics from a life insurance company purporting to show that people who were overweight didn't live as long as people who were underweight. These were very raw figures and led to some unwarranted conclusions.First, it was assumed that if the overweight group lost more...

    A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I
    want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
    skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see
    you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
    When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
    pounds.
    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
    instructions?"
    The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
    dead that 3rd day."
    "From hunger, you mean?"
    "No, from skipping.

    A blonde took her dog to the vet for its annual check-up.
    "Your dog is overweight," the vet said. "You should cut back on his food a little and make sure he gets some exercise. Try playing fetch with him."
    "That's impossible," the blonde replied. "I can't play fetch with my dog."
    "Why not?" asked the puzzled vet.
    "Because," the blonde said, "he can't throw."

    A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
    "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
    When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
    The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
    "From hunger, you mean?"
    "No, from skipping!"

    A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said. "The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds."Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.""From hunger, you mean?""No, from skipping!"

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