Overused Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance
    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion
    C: Crud
    C: Confusing
    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics
    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland
    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses
    PASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

    C: Crud
    C: Confusing

    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

    PASCAL: Programmers Against more...

    Overused plot lines:

    Post-cataclysmic rag-tag armies struggle to kick the Rooskies out of the good ol' US of A.

    Post-cataclysmic rag-tag armies struggle to survive against gangs of bandits, mutants, cyberpunks, bikers, etc.

    The rag-tag rebel army/fleet struggles valiantly to overthrow the Evil Empire.

    The Good Guys travel through time to stop a historical Bad Guy, usually Hitler.

    The Bad Guy travels through time to kill the Hero in his childhood, or prevent him from ever being born.

    The Chronocops travel in time to catch a Bad Guy who escaped into some other era.

    Scientists work feverishly to develop a cure for the Supervirus or a weapon to stop the Invincible Bad Guys.

    An alien:

    Is stranded on earth;

    Befriends a human child or falls in love with an earth gal;

    Is pursued by shadowy malevolent Pentagon officials under the pretense of national more...

    ADA: A Dumb Arrangement
    ADA: A Dumb Acronym
    ADA: A Dumb Annoyance

    BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
    BASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code
    BASIC: Beginner’s Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

    C: Crud
    C: Confusing

    COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
    COBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
    COBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated Languages
    COBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics
    COBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy
    COBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
    COBOL: Compiles Only Because Of Luck
    COBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language
    COBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

    FORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverland

    LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
    LISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

    PASCAL: Programmers more...

    ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic CodersBASIC: Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical CodeBASIC: Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite ConfusionC: CrudC: ConfusingCOBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused LanguageCOBOL: Completly Overused, Badly Outdated LanguageCOBOL: Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages COBOL: Cowards Only Build Outdated LanguagesCOBOL: Crap Operated By Obsessed lunaticsCOBOL: Crap Often Bothers Our LethargyCOBOL: Crap Ostracized By Our LoathingCOBOL: Compiles Only Because Of LuckCOBOL: Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized LanguageCOBOL: Coded Only By Obsessed LunaticsFORTRAN: Files Only Run Through Right At Never-neverlandLISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid ParenthesesLISP: Lots of Irritating Superfluous ParenthesesPASCAL: Programmers Against Structured Code And Language

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