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    Polish Power Outage

    Hot 4 years ago

    Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland?
    In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.

    Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland's largest shopping mall, there was a terrible power outage. People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.

    Power Outage

    Hot 1 year ago

    It seems that historical religious leaders (between moments of dispensing wisdom) had also learned software programming.
    One day, a great contest was held to test their skills.
    After days and days of fierce competition, only two leaders remained for the last day's event: Jesus and Mohammed.
    The judge described the software application required for the final test, and gave the signal to start writing code.
    The two contestants feverishly typed away on their keyboards. Routines, classes, applets and applications flew on their screens at incredible speeds. Windows, dialogs, and other intricate graphics began forming on their monitors. The clock showed that the contest would soon be finished.
    Suddenly, a bolt of lightening flashed and the power went out.
    After a moment it came back on - just in time for the clock to indicate that the last competition was over.
    The judge asked the two contestants to reveal their finished software. Mohammed angrily said that he'd more...

    It seems that historical religious leaders (between moments of dispensing wisdom) had also learned software programming.
    One day, a great contest was held to test their skills.
    After days and days of fierce competition, only two leaders remained for the last day's event: Jesus and Mohammed.
    The judge described the software application required for the final test, and gave the signal to start writing code.
    The two contestants feverishly typed away on their keyboards. Routines, classes, applets and applications flew on their screens at incredible speeds. Windows, dialogs, and other intricate graphics began forming on their monitors. The clock showed that the contest would soon be finished.
    Suddenly, a bolt of lightening flashed and the power went out.
    After a moment it came back on - just in time for the clock to indicate that the last competition was over.
    The judge asked the two contestants to reveal their finished software. Mohammed angrily said more...

    TRUE STORY
    BG&E received a call from a customer saying, "My power is out. When you come to fix it be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough bucket to remove the deer."
    The customer service rep, prudently trying to gather information to help diagnose the problem asked, "What deer?"
    The customer replied, "There is a deer on top of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Rd about 1/2 mile west of Perimeter Rd."
    The customer service rep tried desperately to pull herself together and not laugh in front of the customer and replied, "We'll dispatch someone right away to investigate the power outage, thank you for the call."
    Upon completion of the call, the customer service rep proceeded to share the funny story with her coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh.
    Well, lo and behold, the serviceman who repaired the problem stopped by the customer service office the following day pictures.
    Sure enough, the more...

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