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    Breakfast
    1/2 grapefruit
    1 piece whole wheat toast
    8 oz. skim milk
    Lunch
    4 oz. lean broiled chicken
    1 cup steamed zucchini
    1 Oreo cookie
    Herb Tea
    Mid-Afternoon Snack
    Rest of package of Oreo cookies
    1 quart Rocky Road Ice Cream
    1 jar Hot Fudge
    Dinner
    2 loaves Garlic Bread
    1 large Mushroom and Pepperoni pizza
    1 large pitcher of Root Beer
    3 Milky Ways
    Entire frozen Cheesecake eaten directly from freezer

    BREAKFAST
    1/2 Grapefruit
    1 piece whole wheat toast
    8 oz. skim milk
    LUNCH
    4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
    1 cup steamed zucchini
    1 Oreo cookie
    Herb tea
    MID-AFTERNOON SNACK
    Rest of the package of Oreo cookies
    1 quart of Rocky Road ice cream
    1 jar Hot Fudge
    DINNER
    2 loaves Garlic Bread
    Large Mushroom and Pepperoni Pizza
    Large Pitcher Beer
    3 Milky Ways
    Entire frozen cheesecake, eaten directly from freezer

    Psychologists havediscovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight intotheir personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eatingOreos: 1. The whole thing all at once.
    2. One bite at a time
    3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
    4. In little feverish nibbles.
    5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
    6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
    7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
    8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
    9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
    10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.Your Personality: 1. The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. 2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat more...

    The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milkLUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed zucchini 1 Oreo cookieMID-AFTERNOON SNACK rest of the package of Oreo cookies 1 quart Rocky Road ice cream 1 jar hot fudgeDINNER 2 loaves garlic bread 1 large pepperoni & mushroom pizza 1 large pitcher of beer 3 Milky Way candy bars 1 entire cheesecakeDIET TIPS 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out. 3. When eating with someone else, calories dont count if you both eat the same amount. 4. Foods used for medicinal purpose have no calories. These include any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and ice cream. 5. Cookie pieces contain no calories, because breakage causes the calories to leak out. 6. If you eat food from someone else's plate, the calories don't count. 7. Movie related snacks are much lower in calories because they are part of the entertainment, and more...

    Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:

    1.The whole thing at once
    2.One bite at a time
    3.Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite afterwards
    4.In little feverous nibbles
    5.Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...)
    6.Twisted apart, the creme inside, then the cookie
    7.Twisted apart, the creme inside, and toss the cookie
    8.Just the cookie, not the creme inside
    9.I just like to lick them, not eat them.
    10.I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.
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