Omission Jokes

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    Proof by example:
    The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general Proof.
    Proof by intimidation:
    "Trivial."
    Proof by vigorous handwaving:
    Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.
    Proof by cumbersome notation:
    Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.
    Proof by exhaustion:
    An issue or two of a journal devoted to your Proof is useful.
    Proof by omission:
    'The reader may easily supply the details'
    "The other 253 cases are analogous"
    "..."
    Proof by obfuscation:
    A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.
    Proof by wishful citation:
    The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims.
    Proof by funding:
    How could three different government agencies be wrong?
    Proof by eminent authority:
    "I saw more...

    proof by example:
    The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.
    proof by intimidation:
    "Trivial."
    proof by vigorous handwaving:
    Works well in a classroom or seminar setting.
    proof by cumbersome notation:
    Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.
    proof by exhaustion:
    An issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful.
    proof by omission:
    "The reader may easily supply the details"
    "The other 253 cases are analogous"
    "..."
    proof by obfuscation:
    A long plotless sequence of true and/or meaningless syntactically related statements.
    proof by wishful citation:
    The author cites the negation, converse, or generalization of a theorem from the literature to support his claims.
    proof by funding:
    How could three different government agencies be wrong?
    proof by more...

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