Former Ohio State Running Back Maurice Clarett was arrested by police yesterday without any reference to Jews. You might remember Clarett when he tried to be the the first sophmore to skip his junior and senior year, and go straight into the NFL. Now he going to be the first former all-star to skip the NFL and go straight to prison. Normally you must play at least two years for the Cowboys before you are eligible for jail time.
Two Cleveland Browns supporters were on their way to a game when a Greyhound bus accidentally dumped human waste on their car. Had they not been protected by the windshield, the shit most definitely would have hit the fans.
Cincinnati is considering signing free-agent cornerback Ty Law. It's a surprising turn of events since the Bengals generally run away from the Law.
Cleveland Browns wide receiver Donte' Stallworth has been released from jail and returned to Cleveland. He may or may not notice a difference.
Satellite images of Antarctica have revealed a crater 300 miles wide. NASA scientists describe the crater as, "The size of Ohio, but not nearly as boring."