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    Duane "Dog the Bounty Hunter" Chapman has apologized for using the N-word and said he didn't mean to offend an entire group of people. He meant only to offend one n----r in particular.

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    She asks him why he is staring He replies:
    "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you"
    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
    Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
    "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
    OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfils the cab
    driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts more...

    Never leave hold of what you`ve got until you`ve got hold of something else.

    Never needlessly disturb a thing at rest.

    Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

    Never put all your eggs in your pocket.

    Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.

    Never say "oops" after you have submitted a job.

    Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

    Never tell them what you wouldn`t do.

    A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
    She asks him why he is staring.
    He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
    She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
    "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."
    The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the more...

    A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

    She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

    "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."

    She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic."

    The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

    The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley."

    He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts more...

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