Obscene Jokes

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    Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim - "Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?"When the teacher answers yes, Dave goes into his act..."Wee-ee, poo-poo ca-ca!"

    How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

    Little Siripala, also known as "Amdon" is a child who was well aware of all the adult stuff and obscene language.
    Once Siripala's teacher (a lady teacher) who was so annoyed with his use of obscene language, told Siripala to ask his mother to meet her the following day. Siripala's mother, who was pregnant, came to meet the teacher, the following day. As she entered the classroom, Siripala, pointing his finger to his mother's tummy, shouted saying "teacher! teacher! I did this! I did this!".
    The teacher was very angry, and she told the mother "Look for yourself how your son behaves in the classroom. He is spoiling the other students also. That is why I wanted you to see me". The mother was helplessly looking at the teacher.
    Then the teacher, turning towards Siripala said very angrily "How dare you tell something like that to your own mother". Then Siripala said "I am telling you the truth; I did this". Then the teacher so more...

    Hello darling," breathed the obscene phone caller. "If you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
    "Listen Honey," drawled the lady, "If you can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested."

    Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.
    His biggest pleasure is making such calls to kindergarten teachers.
    He'll find a lonely telephone booth, dial the number of a teacher, and exclaim -
    "Is this Mrs. Jones, the kindergarten teacher at P.S. 41?"
    When the teacher answers yes, Dave goes into his act...
    "Wee-ee, poo-poo ca-ca!"

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