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    (To the tune of Beck`s "Loser")

    In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkie
    Jolt in my brains and body feeling chunky
    With the plastic mouse balls spray paint the Commodore
    System install with the hard drive on the floor

    Kill the process and put it in /dev/null
    Email flaming with the user hitting D-control
    Shell`s called Reno and it`s written in C
    Got a couple of xterms, keys set to repeat

    Root came sayin` I`m insane to complain
    About an online wedding and a stain on my screen
    Don`t believe everything that you make(1)
    You get a cracker from Europe and a login that`s fake

    So write your code in Perl in the dark
    Saving all your hacks for working at a tech park
    Yo - punch it

    So - dumping core
    I`m a user, baby, so why don`t you kill(1) me?
    (Double dense floppy)
    So - dumping core
    I`m a user, baby, so why don`t you kill(1) me?

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    Rules that guys wished girls knew..........
    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
    2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
    3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
    4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
    if he can find the perfect present, again!
    5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
    answer you don't want to hear.
    6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
    7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
    to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and
    monster trucks.
    8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like
    every other cat.
    9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
    10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
    tides. Let it be.
    11. Shopping is not sport.
    12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
    13. You have enough more...

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