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    My dog is a nuisance

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    My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.

    Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions.After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!""Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I more...

    You know how young children have that special hobby of always asking "Why?" Well, one day I went to the bank to pay some bills, and my 4-year-old daughter did just so.
    "Mommy, why are we coming here?"
    "So mommy can pay some bills."
    "Why?"
    "So that we can keep our house."
    "Why?"
    "So that we won't have to live on the streets."
    "Why?"
    "Because that's what will happen if we don't pay for our house."
    "Why?"
    "Because that's the way it goes."
    "Why?"
    "Why do you keeping asking 'why?'."
    "...why?"
    "You're being a nuisance."
    "Why?"
    "Because you got that from your father."
    "Why?"
    "Because your father is a nuisance."
    "Why?"
    "I don't know, you go ask HIM and then tell me why."

    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Nuisance.
    Nuisance who?
    What's nuisance yesterday?

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