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China has issued a warning to North Korea that nuclear detonations could be harmful, and Japan has already threatened sanctions.
The US, on the other hand, is still having trouble identifying the different types of Asians.

Barack Obama said the test was of "grave concern." Britain's Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the move was "misguided." And France's President Nicolas Sarkozy announced his country's "unconditional surrender."

Bush Strategy: Hope Hungry Scientists Accidentally Use Up All Fissile Material on Tests

The United States, in an effort to punish North Korea and make sure nuclear testing never happens again, has ammended Ashley Simpson's "West End" contract to appear in "Chicago" to include a year long run in North Korea. North Korean officials said an apology was imminent.

Here are the full results of the poll.
Britons Most Wary of:
5. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
4. Kim Jong-iL
3. George Bush
2. Osama bin Laden
1. Dentists

U.S. officials: N. Korea will be planning 2nd nuclear test. The third test will be on South Korea, and the fourth probably on China, maybe USA. Hey, when it gets to that point we will figure out something, said a a Senior White House Aide.

"Once again, North Korea has defied the will of the international community and the international community will respond," Bush said. He was then seriously injured when he was crushed by the immense irony of his statement.