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In the wake of North Korea's missile tests, President Bush admitted that the U.S.'s missile defense system's abilities are "modest." For the time being, Bush is stationing Dick Cheney and his shotgun on a cruiser in the Sea of Japan.

Barack Obama said the test was of "grave concern." Britain's Prime Minister Gordon Brown said the move was "misguided." And France's President Nicolas Sarkozy announced his country's "unconditional surrender."

U.S. officials: N. Korea will be planning 2nd nuclear test. The third test will be on South Korea, and the fourth probably on China, maybe USA. Hey, when it gets to that point we will figure out something, said a a Senior White House Aide.

After learning that Kim Jong-il had ordered and completed a test of North Korea’s nuclear weapons, Assistant Secretary of State, Christopher Hill was quoted as saying, “He’s really going to rue the day he made this decision.” After that, Hill was also quoted as saying, “Rats! Foiled again!” and “Jinkies!”


It’s possible that our friends in the State Department watch a bit too much Rocky and Bullwinkle.

North Korea said Monday it has performed its first underground nuclear weapons test. Sunglasses were still mandatory.
It's still unclear whether an actual test took place. The U.S. Geological Survey said it detected no seismic activity in North Korea, since North Korea is not in the U.S..

The finger pointing continues in Washington when reporters asked who let Kim Jong Il get the bomb? Now, were they talking Nukes or did someone send North Korea a copy of Gigli?

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