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What's a man's worst nightmare? 1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.

This guy was talking to a friend of his, and his friend said he had a miserable nightmare last night.
The guy says well tell me what it was about.
Friend: I dreamt I went to bed with 3 women last night.
The guy: *surpised* Says that don't sound too bad.
Friend: Well the 3 women were Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit and Hillary Clinton.
The guy: Well still that can't be all that bad.
Friend: Well when I woke up, I found my self in the hospital with a busted kneecap, a smaller dick and then I found out I had no health coverage.

I had a nightmare last night....!!
I dreamt I had twelve inches then I woke up and...cried and cried and cried..!

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having
a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son
replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The
father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had
died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him
to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.
The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed more...

What's a man's worst nightmare?
1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money.

Q: What's Clinton's worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces.