Nickel Jokes

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    If I had a nickel for every time I forgot something, I don't know how much I'd have!

    Rich Man

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    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
    The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold
    the apple for ten cents.
    The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
    Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

    How I made my Money

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    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
    The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said,
    "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.
    I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.
    The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.
    Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

    How you made money

    Hot 1 year ago

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel."I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents."The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.""And that's how you built an empire?" the boy asked."Heavens, no!" the man replied. "Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

    George W and the VP...

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    George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,
    when George W. said, "I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me."
    Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
    Now Cheney, to patronize George W, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.
    "Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.
    The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, "See! That guy was really stupid!"
    "No kidding," replied George W. "There was a pay phone just around the corner...
    You could have called instead?"

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