Niagara Jokes

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    As one who is an unabashed admirer of cats, telling this story
    is somewhat painful. This is a true story which happened during the late
    1970's. My wife has firsthand knowledge of the circumstances since, at the
    time, she was a police officer in whose jurisdiction the incident occurred.
    There is a small rural town, somewhat northeast to the city of
    Niagara Falls, NY. One evening, a resident of the town called the local
    volunteer fire department to request assistance in removing their cat
    from a tree. Since this was a "questionable" call, the fire control
    dispatcher called the fire chief at home to ask if he wanted to respond.
    The chief said sure, call out the department, since it was early evening
    and it shouldn't be a problem for the volunteers to respond.
    The fire department responded with a rescue truck which had an
    extension ladder. The tree, however, was too tall and willowy to support
    the weight of the extension more...

    The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls.

    Two blond adventurers were on holiday, and went to see Niagara Falls.
    After a few drinks one night, one bet the other $500 he couldn't carry him across the falls on a tightrope.
    After a very scary trip, his friend managed to stagger safely across, and the wager was duly paid.
    "That was close," said the loser. "When you wobbled, halfway across, I was sure I'd won."

    Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.

    Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"

    1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
    Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

    2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
    It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

    3) What is a girl friend?
    Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & > division of friends.

    4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
    He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife. Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. Threat comes when I myself go out

    5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep more...

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