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    Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any.. . "head" or "tail". Players get "the wave".. . refs get "the finger". Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan. With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless. Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!! Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky. Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week! Don King only bribes boxing judges. Official rule books not made in Braille. I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!

    NFL Team Lame Names

    When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL.

    AFC West:

    Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys

    Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs

    Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders

    San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers

    Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks

    AFC Central:

    Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels

    Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns

    Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers

    Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers

    AFC East:

    Buffalo Bills - Buffalo Nils

    Buffalo Spills

    Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts

    Miami Dolphins - Miami Stallfins

    Miami Soft Ones

    New England Patriots - New England more...

    Top NFL Complaints

    After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

    Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any.. . "head" or "tail".

    Players get "the wave".. . refs get "the finger".

    Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.

    With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.

    Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND!!!

    Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.

    Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!

    Don King only bribes boxing judges.

    Official rule books not made in Braille.

    I'm the one that everybody more...

    Top NFL Complaints
    After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
    Calling “heads or tails” but never getting any.. . “head” or “tail”.
    Players get “the wave”.. . refs get “the finger”.
    Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
    With Reggie White retired, the penalty for “Illegal use of a racial slur” is meaningless.
    Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin’ CLEVELAND!!!
    Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
    Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it’s black and white week after week after week!
    Don King only bribes boxing judges.
    Official rule books not made in Braille.
    I’m the one that everybody wants to kill, so where’s MY helmet and pads?!

    NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Here is a collection of some of these lame names for the NFL. AFC West: Denver Broncos - Denver Donkeys Kansas City Chiefs - Kansas City Griefs Los Angeles Raiders - Los Angeles Faders San Diego Chargers - San Diego Rechargers Seattle Seahawks - Seattle Weehawks AFC Central: Cincinnati Bengals - Cincinnati Plaingels Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Clowns Houston Oilers - Houston Spoilers Pittsburgh Steelers - Pittsburgh Reelers AFC East: Buffalo Bills - Buffalo NilsBuffalo Spills Indianapolis Colts - Indianapolis Dolts Miami Dolphins - Miami StallfinsMiami Soft Ones New England Patriots - New England Patsys New York Jets - New York PetsNew York Not Yets NFC West: Atlanta Falcons - Atlanta Fellcons New Orleans Saints - New Orleans Aint's Los Angeles Rams - Los Angeles Lambs San Francisco 49ers - San Francisco Whiners NFC more...

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