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    Well Below Par

    Hot 1 year ago

    The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
    "Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
    The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand, "Have we not," he asked, "a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel?"
    "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal said. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal, and then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as
    your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."
    Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Nicklaus was honored, and agreed to play. more...

    Bibi Neanyahu

    Hot 10 months ago

    Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, goes by the nickname' Bibi'.

    His wife, in contrast to most Israeli' first ladies', takes a more activist role in her country's affairs.

    At some point in the ongoing peace process with the' Palestinians' there will be a fomal conference complete with state dinners. The press is dying be on hand to hear Mrs. Netanyahu lean towards Mr. Arafat and motioning towards her husband intone:

    'Yasir, that's my Bibi'

    Golf Match

    Hot 2 years ago

    The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
    â??Your Holiness,â?? said one of the Cardinals, â??Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.â??
    The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand, â??Have we not,â?? he asked, â??a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel?â??
    â??None that plays golf very well,â?? a cardinal said. â??But,â?? he added, â??there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal, then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, weâ??ll also win the match.â??
    Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, more...

    The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."

    The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" he asked.

    "None that plays very well," a Cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic.

    We can offer to make him a Cardinal, then ask him to play Mr. Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."

    Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus more...

    >> The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin
    >> Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
    >>
    >> "Your Holiness" said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to
    >> challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical
    >> spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
    >>
    >> The Pope thought is was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club
    >> in his hand. "Have we not," he asked "a cardinal who can represent me
    >> against the leader of Israel?"
    >>
    >> "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal said. "But," he added,
    >> "there is a man named Jack Nicklas, an American golfer who is a devout
    >> Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal; then ask him to play
    >> Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to
    >> showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match.
    >> Everyone more...

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