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    Bibi Neanyahu

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    Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, goes by the nickname' Bibi'.

    His wife, in contrast to most Israeli' first ladies', takes a more activist role in her country's affairs.

    At some point in the ongoing peace process with the' Palestinians' there will be a fomal conference complete with state dinners. The press is dying be on hand to hear Mrs. Netanyahu lean towards Mr. Arafat and motioning towards her husband intone:

    'Yasir, that's my Bibi'

    Well Below Par

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    The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
    "Your Holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
    The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand, "Have we not," he asked, "a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel?"
    "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal said. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal, and then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as
    your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."
    Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Nicklaus was honored, and agreed to play. more...

    Golf Match

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    The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
    â??Your Holiness,â?? said one of the Cardinals, â??Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.â??
    The Pope thought it was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand, â??Have we not,â?? he asked, â??a cardinal who can represent me against the leader of Israel?â??
    â??None that plays golf very well,â?? a cardinal said. â??But,â?? he added, â??there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal, then ask him to play Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, weâ??ll also win the match.â??
    Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, more...

    The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."

    The Pope thought this was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club in his hand. "Don't we have a Cardinal to represent me?" he asked.

    "None that plays very well," a Cardinal replied. "But," he added, "there is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer who is a devout Catholic.

    We can offer to make him a Cardinal, then ask him to play Mr. Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match."

    Everyone agreed it was a good idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and agreed to play. The day after the match, Nicklaus more...

    >> The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin
    >> Netanyahu, the leader of Israel.
    >>
    >> "Your Holiness" said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Netanyahu wants to
    >> challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical
    >> spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths."
    >>
    >> The Pope thought is was a good idea, but he had never held a golf club
    >> in his hand. "Have we not," he asked "a cardinal who can represent me
    >> against the leader of Israel?"
    >>
    >> "None that plays golf very well," a cardinal said. "But," he added,
    >> "there is a man named Jack Nicklas, an American golfer who is a devout
    >> Catholic. We can offer to make him a cardinal; then ask him to play
    >> Benjamin Netanyahu as your personal representative. In addition to
    >> showing our spirit of cooperation, we'll also win the match.
    >> Everyone more...

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