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    The wasp

    Hot 1 week ago

    A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly a wasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Naturally enough, she panics. The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coat on her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car.
    Then he makes a mad dash to the doctor. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps. So he says to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his willy and withdraw as soon as he feels the wasp.
    The honey is smeared, but because of his wife's screaming and his frantic dash to the doctor, and the general panic, he just can't rise to the occasion.
    So the doctor says he'll perform the deed if the husband and wife don't object. Naturally both agree for fear the wasp will do any damage.
    The doctor quickly undresses, smears the honey on and instantly gets an erection, at which time he begins to plug the wife. Only he doesn't stop and withdraw but continues with more...

    Constipation!

    Hot 10 months ago

    An old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
    "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
    "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
    "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night."
    "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
    "Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."

    Human oscillators

    Hot 4 years ago

    My favourite two campus practical jokes:
    1. Arrange the light switches in a lavatory and an adjacent room so that
    flipping one switch also flips the other. Consider the resultant scene
    (visible from the outside just by watching the windows): the room's resident
    retires for the evening, turning off his (or her) light. Some time later,
    someone else decides to use the head, and turns on the light. After a few
    minutes, the resident awakes, decides that someone is pulling a fast one,
    and turns the light off... on the guy (or girl) who is by now seated on
    the throne! If it works correctly, the two unfortunates end up standing
    at their respective light switches, with the lights oscillating rapidly
    (by which time the perpetrators are rolling on the ground outside laughing
    their heads off).
    2. This prank happened a number of years ago. Two guys had been pulling
    practical jokes on each other for quite a while. Finally, one of them got
    a more...

    (If any of these are not original, please blame it on my Commerce 335 professor,
    Dr. Yair Wand. Otherwise, all humour can be attributed to him as the source.)
    A physics professor was very strict about attendance, and despised
    tardiness. Every student caught arriving to class late (especially those
    interrupting his lecture) was quickly reprimanded in front of the whole class.
    Students were quick to comment on the professor's genetics. Well, one day a
    student entered through the front doors of the lecture hall, while the prof was
    writing notes on the chalkboard. The professor caught the student out of the
    corner of his eye (this acute sense of peripheral vision, further supported the
    rumours of his evolution), and turned to face the student. He demanded, "What
    do you think you're doing?" Being a science student, one naturally thinks
    quickly, so the student snapped up and replied, "I came down from the back to
    get more...

    Banta's wife Preeto went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation
    "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."
    "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.
    "Naturally," Preeto replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night."
    "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"
    "Naturally," Preeto answered, "I take a newspaper."

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