Nativity Jokes

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    And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused
    wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped
    him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no
    room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds
    and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior,
    which is Christ the Lord."
    "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be
    strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as
    religious symbols, and the stable was on public property where such symbols
    were not allowed to land or even hover.
    "And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a
    Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too." Joseph had a bright
    idea. "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and ass?"
    he said, eager to avoid more...

    A 7-year old child was drawing a picture of the Nativity. The picture was very good, including Mary, Joseph and, of course, baby Jesus. However, there was also a fat man standing in the corner of the stable. When the child was asked about it, she replied, "Oh, That's Round John Virgin."

    How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity scene?
    Because they couldnt find three wise men or a virgin!

    In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.
    The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
    Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You stupid Yankees never do read the Bible!" I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
    She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in my face, she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise man came from afar.'"

    In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene
    that indicated great skill and talent in its creation.
    One small feature bothered me though. The three wise
    men were wearing firemen's helmets.
    Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation,
    I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked
    the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She
    exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You darn Yankees
    never do read the Bible!"
    I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall
    anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible
    from behind the counter and ruffled through some pages,
    and finally jabbed her finger at a particular passage.
    Sticking it in my face she said, "See, it says right here,
    'The three wise men came from afar.'"
    From RedneckHumor.com

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