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    Money from Minsk

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    The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.
    "Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied.
    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.
    The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000.
    Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
    Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the more...

    "Can I help you?" the madam asked
    "I want Natalie," the elderly man replied.
    "Sir, Natalie is our most expensive lady, perhaps someone else..."
    "No," said the man, "I must see Natalie."
    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $10,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her 100 hundred dollar bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, after which the man calmly left.
    The next night he appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. The madam explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. It was still $10,000 per visit. Again, the man took out the money and the two went up to the room.
    When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money, and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour, Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever paid for more...

    The brothel's madam opened the door to find a frail, elderly gentleman standing there. "May I help you?" asked the madam.
    "I want Natalie," replied the old man.
    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone else... "
    "No, I must see Natalie," insisted the old man.
    Just then Natalie appeared and advised the old man that she charges $1000 a visit. Without blinking an eye, he reached in his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two of them then went up to a room for an hour, after which the old man calmy left.
    The next evening, he appeared at the brothel again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... the price was still $1000. Again, he took out the money and the two of them went up to a room. An hour later, he left.
    No one could believe it when he showed up the third consecutive night. Again, he demanded to more...

    The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.
    "Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied.
    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."
    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.
    The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,
    000.
    Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
    Again he handed Natalie the money and up to more...

    The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy."Can I help you?" the madam asked. "I want Natalie," the old man replied."Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..." "No, I must see Natalie."Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts... it was still $1,000.Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the more...

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